Some laws which Newton forgot to state\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. <\/p>\n
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.<\/p>\n
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. <\/p>\n
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.<\/p>\n
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. <\/p>\n
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.<\/p>\n
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.<\/p>\n
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!<\/p>\n
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.<\/p>\n
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.<\/p>\n
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. <\/p>\n
[Thanks to K. for these. Original source unknown.]<\/p>\n